NFL Week 10

Here we go....First the ground rules. Spreads will be based on a consensus of the sites listed in my link list. For easy comparison, visit Covers.com. These picks are for comparison only, and should not be used in any illegal activity, such as smoking pot or crossing the railroad tracks when the gates are down. Second, I strongly recommend that if you live in a place where gambling is legal that you bet heavily against me, as I suck. Now on to the picks.

1 Indy -1 vs Dallas. Manning is rolling. And 1 point is a stupid spread. Enough said.

2 Minnesota +4 vs Miami. The Dolphins are giving points??? Dear God. Yes I realize they beat the Bears, but I'd take my grandma and her bridge club gettin more than a field goal from them.

3 Green Bay +6 vs Tom Brady. Simply put I'm basing this pick on the fact that my fantasy team must start the Pat's D, and over the last 6 weeks, whatever D I start is averaging 36.33 ppg against. Done.

4 Tampa -3 vs Wash. Who's playing for Washington? Is Dexter Manley back maybe?

5 Detroit +2 vs Ariz. Crown they ASS Denny.

6 NY Giants +4 vs. Jax. Tiki didn't retire this week, did he?

7 Buffalo +2.5 vs. Houston I just can't lay the lumber on a team I picked to go 2-14.

8 Pitt -4 vs. Cleveland. Can't believe I'm gonna lay on the road with a team that lost to the Raiders, but the Brownies were baked with marijuana.

9 Philly -13 vs. Tenn. Yes, I'm gonna lay double digits. Philadelphia with a healthy Stallworth could outscore the globetrotters against Tennessee.

10. Carolina -7 vs. St. L. What to say? Yuck

11. Chicago -6.5 vs NY Jets. The cardiac bears in their second home. Wow.

12. N.O. -3.5 vs. Cin.

13. Oak +10 vs. KC. Can't lay double digits twice.

14. Seattle -4 vs. San Fran. Who know with this one. If Alexander and Hassleback both play like Seattle if not, I flip flop and take the points.

15. San Diego +3 vs Denver. Games a pick em, I pick the points.

16 Atl +4 vs Baltimore. Which Vick shows up? Minus Ray Lew, gotta figure the good one.

Check back Tuesday for results and commentary. P.S. The games will be scored on a 4 point scale. The first 4 games get a four unit wager, the next four a 3 unit 9-12 a two unit and the ugly games a 1 unit.

It's me suckers

Today begins a new day in sports gambling. You now have the most powerful tool to lose money ever. It's me. I will pick and rank every NFL game as well as many other sporting events and post my picks for all the world to see. This is being done mainly because I have been on such an awful roll the last three weeks that the world needs to see.